1/1/1987 Unknown Source
The Cure Just Like Heaven (Fiction)
I’m at a loss as how to greet and chronicle this important event, knowing full well that one facetious crack out of line could see my assistant editor taking a sudden interest in the Edgar Broughton Band and dispatching me with strange zeal to review their gig at the Crewe Corn Exchange on Saturday night. What can I say? At least it doesn’t sound like Dexy’s Midnight Runners like the one before last did. It’s a colourful, fluffy, fluttery, fussy thing, a mere transcription of the Down With Skool! graphic on the front cover. Unimpeachable, really, but turns my face green, as if having consumed too many truffles.
